Your horse has eaten your savings. At least you can have a decent soundtrack.

Horsebox Bangers Vol. 1 is Bit Unstable’s dance based love letter to the glorious world of horse ownership. The hay bills. The mud. The saddle that fit last Tuesday. And the 'ten-minute' trip to the yard that somehow turns into a packed lunch, dinner in the bin and a search party.

Packed with BIG beats, catchy choruses and lyrics that feel rather too much like someone’s been reading your yard WhatsApp, this is equestrian life turned up LOUD.

And when we say catchy, we mean ridiculously catchy. You’ll be singing them in your sleep for the rest of forever. Sorry. No refunds on the earworms.

Now available on CD in a digipack, ready for horsebox journeys, mucking-out singalongs and anyone who’s ever looked at their horse and thought, 'You are the reason I can’t have nice things.'

The PERFECT Christmas present for your yard buddy, horse-mad bestie, riding instructor or that person who’s impossible to buy for because everything they want costs £3,000 and needs fitting. Or buy it for yourself... You’ve bought the horse enough presents.

Run a horsebox hire business? Pop one in the CD player and superglue the eject button so your customers have no choice but to immerse themselves in Horsebox Bangers.

(Please don’t actually superglue the eject button. Enthusiastic recommendations will suffice.)

Funny, painfully relatable and fuelled by an unhealthy love of horses.

Because if we’re going to be skint, we might as well be dancing our boots right off.

Please note, this is pre-order for delivery early November 2026. For digital download instead click here